I had decided to join my wife, her mother, and Heather (Holy Man On Toast) in Fort Worth via the Trinity Transit System. I took the train and bus to meet them at the Stockyards. The bus ride was a little nostalgic as I start to remember my times in Middle & High School in Milwaukee where I spent most of my ride time on the bus, which was pretty nice. It felt good riding the bus. It may sound a bit silly, but it was pretty much the best part of my day (cue Heather).
Either way we went to the Fort Worth Stockyards and the Zoo. The Fort Worth Zoo was nice for a small zoo. Best part was seeing the Roos (Kangaroos) and the Otter.
For some reason Jen and Heather was fixated on all the animal's balls. The worst part was when they wondered why the Jaguar's balls weren't spotted. Very screwed up women (cue Heather & Jen).
We rode back to Irving via the train and I spanked Heather in a game of Blink (again cue Heather). It was a alright time on a somewhat nice day.
curiosity is not fixation. for all the centuries men have been fixated on their own tators, we deserve and reserve the right to be curious about them now!
ReplyDeleteWhatever you say.
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ReplyDeleteThe only "reason" you won in that card game is b/c you were cheating and mucking up my piles of cards. Arse!
TATERS!! TATERS!! TATERS!!